Monday, March 12, 2007

Sorry, I don't do titles

So, this blog is under construction. In fact, this introduction is the very first time I have ever “blogged” and possibly the last time I will use the non-word “blogged” as an verb (or is it an adjective?) for what I am doing. As I am writing this, the website remains in shambles. Really, if this blog was in a real world construction site, I would say it is stuck in some sort of permit limbo where the guys are standing around scratching themselves and whistling at women. But I’m working on that, and maybe, just maybe – I will actually add some pictures of a puck or something.

As you may have deduced from the title, and domain name of this online scratchpad, this is a Tampa Bay Lightning blog. And rest assured, I will maintain the type of professional courtesy and sportsmanship that you have come to expect out of typical Canadian (ITZ OUR GAME) media during a Stanley Cup run by a Southern hockey team, only with less flannel and “watered-down beer” remarks. Furthermore, since absolutely no one will ever read this, much less comprehend my inane ramblings; I see fit to take many personal attacks at varying peoples, races, and hockey allegiances.

I must say that I am honored to be chosen by myself to write this blog. I really think that I am the best candidate. Having seen many hockey blogs, I have to say I believe we can do better. And, I believe we should. But, it has always been a dream of mine to run a hockey blog website and to know that today, without putting in much effort at all, I will. It’s incredibly gratifying. Thank you.