LOLSH Trade Deadline is Today

With the NHL trade deadline come and gone, with our beloved Lightning shipping off Brad "Brad Richards" Richards to Dallas, it made me start thinking about all the players that could be leaving and where they could be going. And then I had a great idea for a new post for this here blog. It would be funny, clever, witty, and a pleasure to read.

Then, I realized this post was terrible so I deleted it, and stole a thread from the HF boards.

So, this is how the trade deadline would look like if players were shipped ot the teams they SHOULD be playing for:

Miroslav Satan has been traded to the
New Jersey Devils

Paul Ranger has been traded to the
New York Rangers

Martin St. Louis has been traded to the
St. Louis Blues

Dan Hinote has been traded to the
St. Louis Blues

Vincent Lecavalier has been traded to the
Buffalo Sabres

Patrick Sharp has been traded to the
Buffalo Sabres

Dustin Penner has been traded to the
Pittsburgh Penguins

Some others that came up in the thread:


Burns should be a flame
Park should be a Ranger
Hatcher should be a duck
Trent Hunter to the Mighty Ducks
Michael Nylander - Islanders
Cam Barker – Coyotes
Kris Beech – Sharks
Dallas Drake - Ducks
Hal Gill - Sharks
Dany Heatley - Flames
Collin White, Todd White and Garth Snow- Avalanche
Eric Brewer - Bruins
Fisher to Sharks
Milan Hejduk – Ducks
Marco Sturm – Hurricanes

And that’s all I can think of (copy and paste) but if I think of any more, I will probably add it into a comment that’s anonymous so it looks like I have readers.