Point/Counterpoint: Let's Think of Titles for Every Post vs. I'd Rather Play Another Game of NHL 94

Well, it's early August around here, and this hockey blogger has a slight case of duality. On the one hand I can't wait for hockey season to start, but on the other hand, I have no idea what "duality" means. So what's a true hockey fan to do? Well we have several options:

a) Try to follow baseball with it's confusing lack of skates, greasy helmets, and enough crotch-scratching to indicate it might just be sponsored by Valtrex.

b) Create a hockey blog and pepper any severely lacking updates with inane chronoligical lists, that for some reason skip letter "d".

c) Play a little NHL 94 on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Why they never made another hockey game after this confuses me. BELIEVE YOU ME THEY DID NOT.

e) Trash-talk to other hockey fans about your teams previous, and assured, future success.

I choose "e". And, no matter how much you moan and beg, I can't hear you - you're just upsetting the rest of the people in the library computer room. No, I'm sorry. There is little to no substance going on right now. What's that? The arbitrator awarded Ryan Craig $850,000? Well, still not newsworthy. Not when we can instead make very funny quips such as calling the Hurricanes the HER-icanes. HAHAHAHA see what I did there?

Anyway, the point is, we have to stick together. We here in the LOL SE division of the LMAO NHL ON VS. have nobody else. Because frankly, we will not watch regular season baseball, and no I'm not interested in what flavor gatorade "Cadillac" Williams reached for this afternoon. No, I'm interested in angering complete strangers over the internet about a sport that isn't even in contention at this moment in time.

So bring it on INTERNET. Let's see what you've got.